Ten reasons why being
on "Junkyard Wars" is better than being on "Survivor":
don't have to eat rats. You don't even have to catch rats.
Rats fear you. So does everyone and everything else.
torch isn't from Pier 1 Imports. It's made by Airco and it can slice
a railroad rail in half quicker than you can say "Mind The Gap."
drive cool 4-wheel ATVs as fast as you dare.
the bathing suit. You get issued flame-resistant flight suits, two-way
radios, safety goggles, and a Leatherman.
10 hours of unbelievably intense physical and mental effort, you get cold
beer, hot showers, and rooms with real beds.
would _you_ rather play with: a fish-hook made from a rusty paper clip,
or a 50-ton Caterpillar excavator/dredge?
worthy incident isn't your decision to share the fish you caught. A camera
worthy incident is cutting a Land Rover in half.
else cleans up whatever mess you make. Even the holes in the steel
only sunblock you need is a flip-up welding helmet.
reasons why Junkyard Wars is better than Iron Chef.
don't get voted out by failing to backstab the right person. You
get voted out by having your creation explode on-camera in a hail of flesh-rending
shrapnel and fireballs of burning gasoline.
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